What Is the Teacher's Toupee Doing in the Fish Tank? (Vintage Paperback) by Jerry Piasecki

Meet the ARF (Action to Reject Finelli) Committee

Mindy, Jeff, Frankie, and Samantha are four of the best teacher torturers in the entire school district. That's why the rest of their class has chosen them for a very important assignment: ejecting their teacher from the classroom.

But Mr. Finelli isn't exactly an ordinary teacher. He has a talking skeleton named Max, and he can blow bubble-gum bubbles the size of beach balls.

Will the ARF Committee succeed in making Mr. Finelli tear out his hair? Not before the teacher proves he knows a few hair-raising tricks of his own!